interior. sandwich place -day
i’m having lunch with my co-intern emery, having sandwiches at the counter when…
guy: excuuuuuse me. i am just going to… (shuffles through the spoons)… get (shuffles through the knives)…one of these big forks here. thank you!
guy leaves. is about to cross the street.
emery: hey isn’t that an actor? … quark? quark?
exterior. street - right after
me: Mr. Scott!
me: you just got a fork from our table.
guy: oh my God i forked you?
guy: i forked you. i am so sorry.
me: i saw Spider-man last night.
guy: did you blink? because if you blinked, then you would’ve missed me.
me: i blinked.
me: but how could i miss you? you were in Singles.
guy: that was a long time ago.
me: but it changed my life.
guy: it did?
me: yeah. it’s one of my favorite movies of all time.
me: let’s take a picture.
me: is there any pose from singles? im trying to think.
guy: i dont know. that was so long ago.
me: you’re right.
emery (gets out of cafe): quark. leave the man alone.
me: FINE. ok. bye.